With The Avengers looming and audiences as accepting as they'll ever be, Marvel saves the most questionable iconic hero for last, yet succeed with a wonderful sense of self awareness.
Next to Thor, Captain America is another Marvel hero I have trouble with... I mean we are talking about a superhero who's defining feature is the Stars and Stripes, yet this origin story plays out with a remarkable sense of honesty, and paints this potentially aloof character as the most likeable hero in Marvel's catalogue.
Steve Rogers is a man determined to enter the US army during World War 2, despite a list of physical ailments that make him unsuitable, but when a scientist chooses him for an experimental enhancement, his future radically changes.
The film has a nice retro-science fiction feel about it, throw in the character of Howard Stark, the genius inventor, and Marvel's universe comes crashing together nicely. One of my favourite actors Tommy Lee Jones is a hard-as-nails military officer, while Hugo Weaving proves maliciously capable as The Red Skull. As with Thor, the writing here is charming and instantly appealing.
My only gripe with the film is some rather dodgy looking composite shots, especially in some action scenes; it made the scenes appear obviously layered and cheaply constructed. Whether it was on purpose (perhaps for the cheesy montages) or not I am unsure, but it may not age well.
Overall it is a great comic book action movie, as solid as all of these Marvel pictures are turning out to be! Now we have run out of heroes to introduce... we await for the payoff.
Additional Marshmallows: Did you know the director was responsible for Jumanji, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, Jurassic Park 3 and Rocketeer?
Actually... there was a really strong Rocketeer vibe going on here!
We are moving to a new site: www.cinemacocoa.com! I've spent several years compiling film reviews and my annual Best/Worst choices, as well as being bit of a movie buff. I figure the best thing to do is make a Blog for my reviews, lists and general film related trivia :) Enjoy.
Friday, 13 January 2012
Monday, 9 January 2012
Saga Review: Mission: Impossible
I undertook the mission to review possibly one of the most awkward and least consistent film sagas out there, the Mission: Impossible movies!
Asides from some similarities between films three and four, the only recurring element is Tom Cruise himself, and given the original film perhaps catapulted his career you cannot blame him for returning to the series again and again.
The first film was released way back in 1996, the sequel arrived four years after that, and while M:I2 died a death, the third film released six years after, in 2006! Now the fourth film has arrived in 2011, that's four films of varying quality over fifteen years.... hmmmm.
Let's light the fuse!
Mission: Impossible
However despite that, M:I3 is a surprisingly good action movie. Abrams’ shaky handheld camera gets obvious sometimes, but the sequences themselves are very solid, while the plot does take the time to include some espionage (unlike part 2...) while the scenes in Shanghai are pretty cool. Cruise is on form, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is probably the best villain so far in the M:I films, both intelligent and merciless, while Simon Pegg debuts as the character he will reprise in Ghost Protocol.
Give it a watch, it is good entertainment.
Asides from some similarities between films three and four, the only recurring element is Tom Cruise himself, and given the original film perhaps catapulted his career you cannot blame him for returning to the series again and again.
The first film was released way back in 1996, the sequel arrived four years after that, and while M:I2 died a death, the third film released six years after, in 2006! Now the fourth film has arrived in 2011, that's four films of varying quality over fifteen years.... hmmmm.
Let's light the fuse!
Mission: Impossible
Quite probably the launch pad for a young Tom Cruise’s action orientated career, the original Mission: Impossible looks and feels a little old-hat by today’s explosive standards. However it does show a definite side of intelligence, and perhaps faith to the material, with covert espionage and stealth over explosive suspense.
Ethan Hunt, a young covert agent working as part of an “IMF team” finds himself targeted by his own people after his team is mysteriously assassinated in a mission gone wrong. He must trick and deceive his way through several countries and build a team of his own to find the real villain.
Like I have said, the pacing is surprisingly pedestrian, and a lot of the technology on show has a glaringly 90s “people-don’t-know-what-the-internet-is-yet” vibe going on.
But, I actually enjoyed re-watching it. The twists are perhaps foreseen, but not unwelcome, and the occasional quips and one-liners made me chuckle. Plus the famous silent vault raid sequence with Cruise on a wire, and the explosive finale, are still exciting.
Ethan Hunt, a young covert agent working as part of an “IMF team” finds himself targeted by his own people after his team is mysteriously assassinated in a mission gone wrong. He must trick and deceive his way through several countries and build a team of his own to find the real villain.
Like I have said, the pacing is surprisingly pedestrian, and a lot of the technology on show has a glaringly 90s “people-don’t-know-what-the-internet-is-yet” vibe going on.
But, I actually enjoyed re-watching it. The twists are perhaps foreseen, but not unwelcome, and the occasional quips and one-liners made me chuckle. Plus the famous silent vault raid sequence with Cruise on a wire, and the explosive finale, are still exciting.
Looking dated and a little cheap now, but it is still more entertaining than you may be thinking.
Mission: Impossible 2
Wow... I mean wow. Who in their right mind thought John Woo was the right director for a Mission: Impossible movie? This film has so many issues with it I don’t think I can list them all.
Ethan Hunt returns to battle against a rogue IMF agent who intends to steal a super-virus and its cure for a monopoly on the profits.
The film hinges entirely around a “love triangle” of sorts between Cruise, our villainous Scot Dougray Scott and leading lady Thandie Newton. The chemistry between Cruise and Newton is complete vapour; Woo clearly believed his trusty slow-motion would explain all characterisation. While our villain is so cardboard you wonder why Dougray turned down the role of Wolverine in X-Men for this.
The plot is beyond simple; even the first film maintains some mystery, here it is black and white. The last act is completely absurd with Ethan displaying martial arts moves he has never demonstrated before, while ditching his “no killing” ethics for a more thorough “destroy everyone in sight” method.
A wasted two hours of my life, much more stupid and pointless than I had even remembered it being.
Ethan Hunt returns to battle against a rogue IMF agent who intends to steal a super-virus and its cure for a monopoly on the profits.
The film hinges entirely around a “love triangle” of sorts between Cruise, our villainous Scot Dougray Scott and leading lady Thandie Newton. The chemistry between Cruise and Newton is complete vapour; Woo clearly believed his trusty slow-motion would explain all characterisation. While our villain is so cardboard you wonder why Dougray turned down the role of Wolverine in X-Men for this.
The plot is beyond simple; even the first film maintains some mystery, here it is black and white. The last act is completely absurd with Ethan displaying martial arts moves he has never demonstrated before, while ditching his “no killing” ethics for a more thorough “destroy everyone in sight” method.
A wasted two hours of my life, much more stupid and pointless than I had even remembered it being.
Mission: Impossible 3
The third instalment comes six years after the nonsensical part two, and shows absolutely no connection. In fact, it opens with a visceral torture scene, as if to say “we aren’t fooling around this time”.
Ethan Hunt is now training new IMF agents and is about to marry, but he is brought back in to stop a black market dealer who is looking for a dangerous bio weapon known only as “Rabbit’s Foot”.
Now if I told you this is J.J Abrams first major direction, you wouldn’t be surprised when I say the “Rabbit’s Foot” is a mystery, it is never fully explained. It is a plot device and little more.
Ethan Hunt is now training new IMF agents and is about to marry, but he is brought back in to stop a black market dealer who is looking for a dangerous bio weapon known only as “Rabbit’s Foot”.
Now if I told you this is J.J Abrams first major direction, you wouldn’t be surprised when I say the “Rabbit’s Foot” is a mystery, it is never fully explained. It is a plot device and little more.
However despite that, M:I3 is a surprisingly good action movie. Abrams’ shaky handheld camera gets obvious sometimes, but the sequences themselves are very solid, while the plot does take the time to include some espionage (unlike part 2...) while the scenes in Shanghai are pretty cool. Cruise is on form, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is probably the best villain so far in the M:I films, both intelligent and merciless, while Simon Pegg debuts as the character he will reprise in Ghost Protocol.
Give it a watch, it is good entertainment.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
Usually the fourth in a series proves to be a franchise's dying gasp, but remarkably Ghost Protocol proves to combine the best elements of the better M:I films into a solid action / espionage movie!
(let's ignore for now the title's lack of consistent numbering with the previous films...)
Ethan Hunt finds himself with a new team, and a mission to track down launch codes for Russian nuclear missiles. He knows little about his team, but trust must win over as the entire supporting IMF initiative is disavowed.
In the director's chair is Brad Bird, one of Pixar's leading men (The Incredibles and Ratatouille) on his first live-action direction, and... he does an exceptional job.
M:IGP takes its time, and proves to be a long film, but the characters in the team are far more fleshed out than in previous films. Each of them have their own issues to deal with (except maybe the comedic Simon Pegg) which wrap together nicely as the story progresses. I would say the villain (played by Swedish Girl with the Dragon Tattoo's Michael Nyqvist) was underused however.
The action is clear and not rushed or overused, the espionage is clever and readable, and the dialogue is snappy. It even has consistency with M:I3! Amazing! Asides some little issues, it was good fun.
(let's ignore for now the title's lack of consistent numbering with the previous films...)
Ethan Hunt finds himself with a new team, and a mission to track down launch codes for Russian nuclear missiles. He knows little about his team, but trust must win over as the entire supporting IMF initiative is disavowed.
In the director's chair is Brad Bird, one of Pixar's leading men (The Incredibles and Ratatouille) on his first live-action direction, and... he does an exceptional job.
M:IGP takes its time, and proves to be a long film, but the characters in the team are far more fleshed out than in previous films. Each of them have their own issues to deal with (except maybe the comedic Simon Pegg) which wrap together nicely as the story progresses. I would say the villain (played by Swedish Girl with the Dragon Tattoo's Michael Nyqvist) was underused however.
The action is clear and not rushed or overused, the espionage is clever and readable, and the dialogue is snappy. It even has consistency with M:I3! Amazing! Asides some little issues, it was good fun.
Phew, that was a lot of Tom Cruise.
Whether or not there is a fifth movie... I could not say, but Ghost Protocol appears to be a big hit in terms of the franchise. Simon Pegg has clearly added a great deal to the mood and feel of the films, and I'd like to see him back.
Whether or not there is a fifth movie... I could not say, but Ghost Protocol appears to be a big hit in terms of the franchise. Simon Pegg has clearly added a great deal to the mood and feel of the films, and I'd like to see him back.
Review: Adventureland
A subtle comedy set in the 1980s yet carrying a lot of the current climate of economic change. The characters can be hit-or-miss, but when everything comes to an end, the movie is quite endearing.
A young, impressionable and sheltered graduate finds his plans for the future demolished when his parents cannot support him any longer, and he winds up working in an amusement park with new (equally lost) friends.
Jesse Eisenberg plays the lead role, as the geeky and awkward persona he always plays, and his heart throb is played by Kirsten Stewart... lord help him.
While there's a lot of honesty here, and everything is played nice and coherently, I felt the two leads were the least interesting. The boss of Adventureland, Bobby, and long-time employee Joel, were my favourites by a country mile. James' "best friend" Frigo annoyed the hell out of me.
Nice soundtrack, good supporting characters and a fulfilling ending, Adventureland pulls through despite some predictable plotting and mumbling lead characters.
A young, impressionable and sheltered graduate finds his plans for the future demolished when his parents cannot support him any longer, and he winds up working in an amusement park with new (equally lost) friends.
Jesse Eisenberg plays the lead role, as the geeky and awkward persona he always plays, and his heart throb is played by Kirsten Stewart... lord help him.
While there's a lot of honesty here, and everything is played nice and coherently, I felt the two leads were the least interesting. The boss of Adventureland, Bobby, and long-time employee Joel, were my favourites by a country mile. James' "best friend" Frigo annoyed the hell out of me.
Nice soundtrack, good supporting characters and a fulfilling ending, Adventureland pulls through despite some predictable plotting and mumbling lead characters.
Sunday, 8 January 2012
Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Despite all of the criticism On Stranger Tides received, I found it particularly lukewarm, neither great or terrible!
Here Captain Jack Sparrow pursues his quest for the Fountain of Youth, but becomes snared by an old flame and the cursed Captain Blackbeard. He must evade and deceive enemies with the help of old friends, the only way he can, to unlock the powers of the Fountain.
The Pirates trilogy was already quite flawed; the original film was a spontaneous and exciting movie about pirates based entirely upon a Disney fairground attraction. But the sequels bigged up the story and felt overly clustered with characters and plotting.
On the one hand, On Stranger Tides feels a little more like the original movie; taking itself more like a treasure hunt or a chase movie, which I welcomed. There's less CGI monstrosities here too with more subtle magical undertones.
On the other hand though, it is hard having Captain Jack Sparrow carry a story on his own; his remarkableness is lost when he has less characters to contrast with (I am referring to Will and Elizabeth, obviously). He definitely feels a little misguided at times, and not in the charming sense.
While it is based off the Tim Powers novel On Stranger Tides, I doubt there is much consistency, the film is little more than a goofball action film about pirates. Not as memorable as Curse of the Black Pearl, but certainly not the disaster everyone claims it to be.
Here Captain Jack Sparrow pursues his quest for the Fountain of Youth, but becomes snared by an old flame and the cursed Captain Blackbeard. He must evade and deceive enemies with the help of old friends, the only way he can, to unlock the powers of the Fountain.
The Pirates trilogy was already quite flawed; the original film was a spontaneous and exciting movie about pirates based entirely upon a Disney fairground attraction. But the sequels bigged up the story and felt overly clustered with characters and plotting.
On the one hand, On Stranger Tides feels a little more like the original movie; taking itself more like a treasure hunt or a chase movie, which I welcomed. There's less CGI monstrosities here too with more subtle magical undertones.
On the other hand though, it is hard having Captain Jack Sparrow carry a story on his own; his remarkableness is lost when he has less characters to contrast with (I am referring to Will and Elizabeth, obviously). He definitely feels a little misguided at times, and not in the charming sense.
While it is based off the Tim Powers novel On Stranger Tides, I doubt there is much consistency, the film is little more than a goofball action film about pirates. Not as memorable as Curse of the Black Pearl, but certainly not the disaster everyone claims it to be.
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Review: Catfish
An independent documentary shot by young film-makers, Catfish follows the internet exploits of Nev, a young photographer who develops a relationship over Facebook.
Nev's brother and best friend are film-makers, and they decide to record the seemingly innocent relationship as it progresses. A young girl becomes a fan of Nev's photography, and sends him paintings that replicate them, and eventually he learns of her older sister, Megan, and begins an online relationship. But as the documentary progresses, Nev and the others discover that not everything is as it seems...
An honest, reflective slice of life; both saddening and intimidating in the reality displayed, bringing a deceptive lifestyle that many people nowadays choose into focus.
It is a simple film about every day people, you aren't going to be blown away or shocked, but Nev's investigation into who Megan is proves to be both unnerving and entertaining. The sort of thing thousands of people online could often consider doing, but would never be brave enough to attempt.
Anyone who uses networking sites over the internet and appreciate the personalities involved, should see this, and anyone who enjoys documentaries about modern society would be interested. I found it a very honest and genuine documentary.
Nev's brother and best friend are film-makers, and they decide to record the seemingly innocent relationship as it progresses. A young girl becomes a fan of Nev's photography, and sends him paintings that replicate them, and eventually he learns of her older sister, Megan, and begins an online relationship. But as the documentary progresses, Nev and the others discover that not everything is as it seems...
An honest, reflective slice of life; both saddening and intimidating in the reality displayed, bringing a deceptive lifestyle that many people nowadays choose into focus.
It is a simple film about every day people, you aren't going to be blown away or shocked, but Nev's investigation into who Megan is proves to be both unnerving and entertaining. The sort of thing thousands of people online could often consider doing, but would never be brave enough to attempt.
Anyone who uses networking sites over the internet and appreciate the personalities involved, should see this, and anyone who enjoys documentaries about modern society would be interested. I found it a very honest and genuine documentary.
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Sunday, 1 January 2012
Best and Worst of 2011
So 2011 has been rather slow for films, for me at least, but as I always do, I have constructed my list of every new film I have seen. Of course I also include new films I have seen on DVD and not just cinema visits, which vastly increases the numbers - to 101!
Of course, it is entirely my opinion, I'm sure there will be some disagreements ;)In Descending Order:
1. Stranger than Fiction
I think as someone who enjoys writing their own fiction, I could not shake this film from my mind ever since I saw it. A simple premise of a man who finds his life narrated by a mysterious voice. A Will Ferrell movie in first place... Impossible!
2. Black Swan
Admittedly not for everyone, but Black Swan is both utterly disturbing yet mesmerising; great performances throughout and visceral imagery. Plus it has a great line of excellent posters!
3. Source Code
Probably my next most unexpected favourite after no1. Source Code is a small film with excellent execution and pacing, giving the audience just enough to keep them guessing without getting preposterous.
4. Splice
A predicted favourite, yet it took ages for me to see it! Two scientists break the rules and create a disturbing humanoid creature. Classic monster horror film with a unique modern feel.
5. La Femme Nikita
I always like Luc Besson's direction, and with this picture of a drug abusing woman being trained into the perfect assassin, I found myself enjoying it without knowing exactly how. Casual pacing and intense performances.
6. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Yes, yes, the child inside me still gets something from the mashing robot mayhem. While there are still problems, and makes you wish TF2 never happened even more, it has fantastic special effects. Leonard Nimoy returning to the franchise was fun too.
7. Tangled 2D
I was surprised how I enjoyed Tangled so much. While there may have been some questionable moments (and a near disaster at the end) the animation was great as well as show-stealing animals Pascal and Maximus.
8. Kung Fu Panda
Yup, it took me this long to see it, but my doubts of "Jack Black in lead role" were washed away immediately as Poh the Panda proved to be excellent with his creative supporting characters. Gorgeous 2D sequences included.
9. The Fall
Striking a note with my love for Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth, Tarsem's The Fall is an imaginative tale of love, lost and life's hardships, told with bold and surreal visuals. A surprising entry to my top list.
10. The Fighter
Another surprise, a boxing film in my top ten! I don't buy the hype of sport films, but The Fighter has such a rich and powerful supporting cast, both loving and terrifying, giving everything a very real strength.
The King's Speech
True Grit (2010)
X-Men: First Class
127 Hours
Rango
The Girl who Kicked the Hornets' Nest
Hugo (3D)
Mulan (1998)
Charlie Wilson's War
The Good, The Bad, The Weird
Bronson
Buried
The Adventures of Tin Tin: Secret of the Unicorn (3D)
Kung Fu Panda 2
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)
The Social Network
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Treasure Planet
The Interpreter
Paranormal Activity 2
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Sucker Punch
Hanna
Stone of Destiny
Megamind
In the Heat of the Night
Gattaca
Ichi The Killer (2001)
The Karate Kid (2010)
Thor
Switchblade Romance
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Unstoppable
Cowboys and Aliens
The Green Hornet
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Slither
Crazy Heart
Drive Angry
Machete
Salt
The Girl who Played with Fire
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
True Grit (1969)
Rosemary's Baby
The Tourist
Edge of Darkness
The Emperor's New Groove
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call New Orleans
Frankenstein (1931)
Flags of Our Fathers
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Immortals
The Prince of Egypt
Ran
The Spiderwick Chronicles
Patriot Games
Red Eye
Unknown (2006)
Let the Right One In
Titus
Exam
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Seraphim Falls
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
Metro
The Losers
The Last Picture Show
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Green Lantern
Rubber
Saw VI
Battle: Los Angeles
Centurion
Hua Mulan (2008)
The Eagle
Skyline
Sherlock Holmes (The Asylum's)
10. Knight and Day
Supposedly a comedy, yet provided no laughs with an airhead Diaz and a very threatening Tom Cruise, and even the action lacks any gravity. Like many films before, this celebrity-combiner failed badly.
9. The Human Centipede: First Sequence
The film with the premise that shocked a generation, yet as a film it is unremarkable and clunky with cliché, making it not so much unwatchable but rather unnecessary except to the die-hard horror collectors.
8. The Last Airbender
A film with too much to say and not enough time, horrible choppy editing and pacing, while all the magical mood is sucked out with unconvincing performances. Special effects alone cannot save it.
7. Frozen
From the very start the entire premise collapses in on itself. From then on it is merely laughter-control and trying to care about these sorry people stuck on a ski lift.
6. Brooklyn's Finest
On paper I'm sure this film might have looked good, especially with its cast, but it is rife with the most generic clichés in its genre, making the gritty and sad life stories a slog to get through.
5. Saw VII
I've spend a good half day of my life exclusively watching Saw movies for a final act that has been building over five films. What did it build up to? The biggest cop-out and transparent "Sorry, we've got nothing for you" ending I've ever seen.
4. Transporter 3
Another two hours of life wasted! The other two films are "passable" but with possibly the most ear-splitting and horrible female companion, Statham's Transporter series has been run into the ground completely. Exploding bracelets? Really?
3. Monsters
Does the title refer to the creatures we never see, or the monstrously inhuman acting on display throughout? The most drawl, uninteresting "monster" feature I will likely see... ever.
2. Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich
It barely reaches sixty minutes runtime, Uwe Boll's final attempt finally takes the video game's setting... But once again provides to be so laughably bad with overacting and even a "run-out-of-budget" ending!
1. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale
What's worse than a bad movie? A bad movie that pretends it has potential, only to settle into a slow, inescapable whirlpool of total irrelevance and disinterest without you even noticing! A true cinema endurance test, and very much... not... worth it.
Here's hoping 2012 is even better for movies, with Dark Knight Rises leading the way, Prometheus and The Avengers, two Snow White films and The Hobbit.
We can only wait and see!
Of course, it is entirely my opinion, I'm sure there will be some disagreements ;)In Descending Order:
1. Stranger than Fiction
I think as someone who enjoys writing their own fiction, I could not shake this film from my mind ever since I saw it. A simple premise of a man who finds his life narrated by a mysterious voice. A Will Ferrell movie in first place... Impossible!
2. Black Swan
Admittedly not for everyone, but Black Swan is both utterly disturbing yet mesmerising; great performances throughout and visceral imagery. Plus it has a great line of excellent posters!
3. Source Code
Probably my next most unexpected favourite after no1. Source Code is a small film with excellent execution and pacing, giving the audience just enough to keep them guessing without getting preposterous.
4. Splice
A predicted favourite, yet it took ages for me to see it! Two scientists break the rules and create a disturbing humanoid creature. Classic monster horror film with a unique modern feel.
5. La Femme Nikita
I always like Luc Besson's direction, and with this picture of a drug abusing woman being trained into the perfect assassin, I found myself enjoying it without knowing exactly how. Casual pacing and intense performances.
6. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Yes, yes, the child inside me still gets something from the mashing robot mayhem. While there are still problems, and makes you wish TF2 never happened even more, it has fantastic special effects. Leonard Nimoy returning to the franchise was fun too.
7. Tangled 2D
I was surprised how I enjoyed Tangled so much. While there may have been some questionable moments (and a near disaster at the end) the animation was great as well as show-stealing animals Pascal and Maximus.
8. Kung Fu Panda
Yup, it took me this long to see it, but my doubts of "Jack Black in lead role" were washed away immediately as Poh the Panda proved to be excellent with his creative supporting characters. Gorgeous 2D sequences included.
9. The Fall
Striking a note with my love for Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth, Tarsem's The Fall is an imaginative tale of love, lost and life's hardships, told with bold and surreal visuals. A surprising entry to my top list.
10. The Fighter
Another surprise, a boxing film in my top ten! I don't buy the hype of sport films, but The Fighter has such a rich and powerful supporting cast, both loving and terrifying, giving everything a very real strength.
The King's Speech
True Grit (2010)
X-Men: First Class
127 Hours
Rango
The Girl who Kicked the Hornets' Nest
Hugo (3D)
Mulan (1998)
Charlie Wilson's War
The Good, The Bad, The Weird
Bronson
Buried
The Adventures of Tin Tin: Secret of the Unicorn (3D)
Kung Fu Panda 2
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)
The Social Network
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Treasure Planet
The Interpreter
Paranormal Activity 2
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Sucker Punch
Hanna
Stone of Destiny
Megamind
In the Heat of the Night
Gattaca
Ichi The Killer (2001)
The Karate Kid (2010)
Thor
Switchblade Romance
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Unstoppable
Cowboys and Aliens
The Green Hornet
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Slither
Crazy Heart
Drive Angry
Machete
Salt
The Girl who Played with Fire
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
True Grit (1969)
Rosemary's Baby
The Tourist
Edge of Darkness
The Emperor's New Groove
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call New Orleans
Frankenstein (1931)
Flags of Our Fathers
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Immortals
The Prince of Egypt
Ran
The Spiderwick Chronicles
Patriot Games
Red Eye
Unknown (2006)
Let the Right One In
Titus
Exam
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Seraphim Falls
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
Metro
The Losers
The Last Picture Show
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Green Lantern
Rubber
Saw VI
Battle: Los Angeles
Centurion
Hua Mulan (2008)
The Eagle
Skyline
Sherlock Holmes (The Asylum's)
10. Knight and Day
Supposedly a comedy, yet provided no laughs with an airhead Diaz and a very threatening Tom Cruise, and even the action lacks any gravity. Like many films before, this celebrity-combiner failed badly.
9. The Human Centipede: First Sequence
The film with the premise that shocked a generation, yet as a film it is unremarkable and clunky with cliché, making it not so much unwatchable but rather unnecessary except to the die-hard horror collectors.
8. The Last Airbender
A film with too much to say and not enough time, horrible choppy editing and pacing, while all the magical mood is sucked out with unconvincing performances. Special effects alone cannot save it.
7. Frozen
From the very start the entire premise collapses in on itself. From then on it is merely laughter-control and trying to care about these sorry people stuck on a ski lift.
6. Brooklyn's Finest
On paper I'm sure this film might have looked good, especially with its cast, but it is rife with the most generic clichés in its genre, making the gritty and sad life stories a slog to get through.
5. Saw VII
I've spend a good half day of my life exclusively watching Saw movies for a final act that has been building over five films. What did it build up to? The biggest cop-out and transparent "Sorry, we've got nothing for you" ending I've ever seen.
4. Transporter 3
Another two hours of life wasted! The other two films are "passable" but with possibly the most ear-splitting and horrible female companion, Statham's Transporter series has been run into the ground completely. Exploding bracelets? Really?
3. Monsters
Does the title refer to the creatures we never see, or the monstrously inhuman acting on display throughout? The most drawl, uninteresting "monster" feature I will likely see... ever.
2. Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich
It barely reaches sixty minutes runtime, Uwe Boll's final attempt finally takes the video game's setting... But once again provides to be so laughably bad with overacting and even a "run-out-of-budget" ending!
1. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale
What's worse than a bad movie? A bad movie that pretends it has potential, only to settle into a slow, inescapable whirlpool of total irrelevance and disinterest without you even noticing! A true cinema endurance test, and very much... not... worth it.
Here's hoping 2012 is even better for movies, with Dark Knight Rises leading the way, Prometheus and The Avengers, two Snow White films and The Hobbit.
We can only wait and see!
Saturday, 31 December 2011
Review: Cowboys and Aliens
Cowboys and Aliens has a crazy premise, yet was hyped with a star filled cast and crew; Jon Favreau directs, Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde star, while even Steven Spielberg provided assistance as Exec Producer.
So is it any wonder its reception was lukewarm at best?
Craig plays the Western cliché Man with No Name, but his character finds himself with amnesia and a strange device locked to his wrist. When he is brought to a nearby town, the ragtag people of the West must band together to fight off invasion from aliens!
What is most obvious here is that the film plays itself out like a Western with sci-fi elements, rather than sci-fi with Western settings. What I mean is the film is remarkably slow paced (for... you know, alien invasion) but when the action kicks in it does prove to be bloody and eye catching. I love science fiction mixing with other genres.
However, there does seem to be a lack of characterisation here, and precise storytelling around the characters. It is a fun blockbuster for sure, but the characters often feel uninteresting or disassociated with one another. I believe this could be due to the film having seven writers. Seven people worked on this screenplay. I mean... seriously what the hell?
It does exactly what it says: Cowboys versus Aliens with an all star cast and bang-for-your-buck, but it might lack some of Warrior's Way's "cowboys versus ninjas" fun self-awareness.
So is it any wonder its reception was lukewarm at best?
Craig plays the Western cliché Man with No Name, but his character finds himself with amnesia and a strange device locked to his wrist. When he is brought to a nearby town, the ragtag people of the West must band together to fight off invasion from aliens!
What is most obvious here is that the film plays itself out like a Western with sci-fi elements, rather than sci-fi with Western settings. What I mean is the film is remarkably slow paced (for... you know, alien invasion) but when the action kicks in it does prove to be bloody and eye catching. I love science fiction mixing with other genres.
However, there does seem to be a lack of characterisation here, and precise storytelling around the characters. It is a fun blockbuster for sure, but the characters often feel uninteresting or disassociated with one another. I believe this could be due to the film having seven writers. Seven people worked on this screenplay. I mean... seriously what the hell?
It does exactly what it says: Cowboys versus Aliens with an all star cast and bang-for-your-buck, but it might lack some of Warrior's Way's "cowboys versus ninjas" fun self-awareness.
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