Spoiled Cocoa - Riddick

Welcome to a new feature of Cinema Cocoa, where I make a little post about old and new trailers.
That's right, the double-edged sword of marketing where these days the studios whet our appetite yet almost always spoil the entire film at the same time. Remember the days when teaser trailers were exactly that? Remember when you went to see a movie without knowing the final scene?
These are the sorts of things I'll talk about in these special servings of Cinema Cocoa.

What inspired me to this? Why, the recent trailer for the new Riddick film.


If you don't know what Riddick is about, allow me to briefly recap. In the year 2000, Pitch Black was a cult science fiction film where our hero was not a dashing patriot but a sinister, brutal murderer. It catapulted Vin Diesel's career, but the success of the film was a mix of good tension building, subtly, and excellent gritty visuals.

Of course, Hollywood wanted to capitalise, and while I won't go into the animated feature or the video games based on the character of Riddick, but in 2004 we saw The Chronicles of Riddick release in cinemas. Designed, even in its title, to be the first part of three.

Yeah... That didn't happen.

Chronicles expanded upon the first film's shadowy, only mentioned universe, but for many of us it went completely overboard with an overuse of CGI, elaborate set and costume design, a massive amount of exposition, they even had Dame Dudi Dench in there. Suffice to say, the tone of the original film was totally forgotten about, and Riddick's subtle characteristics were lost.

It was quite a feat in missing the point.

Now we have Riddick, which has opted for the simplest titling method, which from the trailer is suggesting we forget everything that happened in Chronicles of Riddick. In fact, it looks almost like a remake of Pitch Black. 

Huh...
Now, I don't mean to be cynical.... but I am.... but is it possible the studios are frantically back-pedaling from the financial flop of the second film while at the same time unimaginatively ripping off the cult favourite that perhaps less people have seen?

If you have seen Pitch Black you will see a lot of similarities. So many its almost comical. Are the studios turning the Riddick franchise into a sort of sci-fi Rambo? (the first Rambo, that is)
Don't get me wrong, I love Pitch Black and a sequel to it is good... but surely the damage is done after the very deliberate and bloated second film?? Can we really ignore everything that happened and just settle for an effective remake?

For starters, why not have this film set on a different planet, or at least a different theme of planet? Like a jungle world, or an ice world... or... anything that isn't a carbon copy of Pitch Black? (yes, yes, I'm sure there's a contrived reason why they are on the planet they are on...)

We will have to wait until September this year to see if I am completely overreacting. Between now and then, I will get reviews of Pitch Black and Chronicles out. I highly recommend watching Pitch Black though if you haven't already! 
     

   

Review: Ghost Rider - Spirit of Vengeance

The sequel to the forgettable Marvel comic adaptation provides more juvenile absence of thought, albeit some funky set pieces.

Following on from the 2007 original Nicolas Cage plays Johnny Blaze, an ex-stunt bike rider who is cursed with the spirit of a demon many know as The Rider. Now he is wanting rid of the curse, and while protecting a young boy from a prophesied fate, he could get his wish.

I know little about Ghost Rider (and remember little about the first film) but in watching this I genuinely find the character quite interesting... An irregular Marvel character as he acts more like an anti-hero. After his transformation he will hunt down anyone who has done wrong, and kill anyone in between. The film tries to account for this clashing duality.... badly.

The film's tone is all over the place; going for comedy, then zany-but-is-this-actually-supposed-to-be-unsettling-comedy all the way to surprisingly dark visuals, with people getting shot, torn in half, even rotted into ash. 
The story is quite glib too. We have a prophecy child who can save or destroy the world and the forces of darkness are out to claim him. Oddly, the forces of darkness are limited to human mercenary lackeys, unlike the first film and its horde of demons. We have got the plague-ridden antagonist Ray Carrigan, but asides a pretty funny Twinkle joke, he isn't anything more than a standard boogeyman. Johnny Blaze is a bit ambiguous too; his only motivation here is to have the curse lifted, and anyone could tell you that this means two things can happen, a: he doesn't get his wish, or b: he has it removed, only to get it back in time for the finale.

So is there anything good in the film? Well, asides the CGI effects taking a tumble from time to time (sometimes looking like storyboard or pre-rendered effects...) the visuals are pretty sweet. Ghost Rider's ability to turn any vehicle he drives into a flaming hell-engine is always fun (especially when its a giant earth-mover!) and the flaming skull can look impressive. Also, no mandatory romance! But I guess that's difficult even for Hollywood to pull off when your hero's face bursts into flames.

It is a shame because the character probably deserves a lot more than this... but it takes brave creative minds, minds that dare to make it less marketable but as dark as it should be, to allow it to have its own identity.
  
I can't say its worth watching, unless you want to know all the Marvel adaptations at the moment, and the possible future potential. But I'm almost hoping for a remake in this case...

Review: Star Trek: Into Darkness (2D)

Star Trek: Into Darkness does many things I love in its effort to extend a seemingly undying franchise!

After Starfleet has had enough of Captain Kirk's reckless and complacent actions they have him demoted and his ship taken away. But no sooner does a mysterious terrorist called John Harrison emerge from the shadows with the desire to destroy all of Starfleet. Only Kirk and his crew can stop him.

The reborn Star Trek series did one thing right, and fortunately it is continuing to reap the benefits of that decision. The 2009 remake made it clear that these new series of events are a new, divergent timeline and as a result the writers can do almost anything! Into Darkness plays a lot of cards that the Star Trek fans will get instantly, and better still they cannot technically cry foul of any references or changes.
 
It might sound like I am saying this is a remake. Not at all. Part of this new series strength lies in its ability to be completely different, yet have some historically significant events. Awesome for those of us who know our Trek, because we are left in suspense; wondering if what we think we know will happen or not...
I cannot spoil anything for you all (a testimony to film these days: I've had several reviews recently where I have had to cut short of the juicy details!) but I can talk about how the continuity of the first film is still here. The music is bombastic and victorious, the ships are great to look at, the characters are still as loveable as before, reminding us why we like them so much. They each get their time to shine, Simon Pegg's Scotty is great as ever. 

However I still don't buy into the Uhura/Spock romance... it has been four years and I still think its stupid, and this film does little to validate its existence. Some of the dialogue is a little repetitive, boiling down to the old "Kirk/Spock logic-vs-emotion" chestnut frequently. The editing is insane at times, we are flung around with characters moving place to place rapidly (if you aren't awake you will slip up) and it does suffer from action sequences that are too fast (I saw this in 2D, I dread to think how this movement registers in the darker 3D.) I also found the addition of Alice Eve's character Carol Marcus a little... pointless? (trailer fodder?)

But that's all my negatives right there. Benedict Cumberbatch does not disappoint and steals every scene he is in without saying anything (and when he does speak, there's a ton of gravity in it!) he makes the rest of the cast look incredibly vulnerable. This film takes on board what I always believe is true: set up your heroes first (ie Star Trek 2009) then hit them hard with a relentless villain.

The film is fast paced; you won't feel the two hours pass by. And yes, there are still plenty of JJ Abrams lens flares. There are some little things that bother me, and it might be better on a second viewing, but it is still Star Trek, and that means it is a fun, exciting and entertaining science fiction adventure!

Additional Marshmallows: If you have already looked this up on IMDB these days, then a major element of the film has already been spoiled for you... I was lucky enough to not have this happen, and I strongly advise you do not look at the page until after you've seen the film!

 

Banter: The Lost Legend

I'd like to bring your attention to a little-known, cult film from the mid-1980s that will forever be stuck in my mind as incredible fantasy film nostalgia. The film is called Legend and was directed by Ridley Scott and stars Tom Cruise.

Now you might well know this film, but did you know that the version you grew up with might be very different from the version I watched as a kid? 

When I first saw Legend, it was a recording off television on old fashioned VHS in the little United Kingdom, but it was great, a twisted and dark 1980s fantasy adventure. It has everything from the most classic of high fantasy; elves, goblins, fairies, unicorns, demons and devils, all captured with the loving attention to detail only 1980s physical effects can bring. While Tom Cruise is the hero, Tim Curry is positively inhuman and terrifying as the demonic Darkness, surely the most standout performance of his career and nightmare material for any 80s child!

But all was not well in the film's post-production, and Ridley Scott, the studios and distribution companies made some questionable decisions.
Upon theatrical release, the film was deemed too dark and frightening for a general American audience. It was decided that the US would received a greatly cut down edition in cinemas (with a happier, straightforward ending) as well as removing the original score by Jerry Goldsmith (which Scott was never fully satisfied with anyway) in favour of a more 80s sound by Tangerine Dream. All synth and awesome 1980s fantasy sound.

However, while America suffered a drastically cut down version, Europe was considered able to cope with the darker tone and imagery of the original cut! Here we recieved the full film, yet still got the Tangerine Dream soundtrack instead of Goldsmith's original score.    

Now it gets complicated.

In 2002, seventeen years later, a DVD release of Legend was provided to both the US and UK. I was ecstatic to rent this film after so many years from Lovefilm!
...
What has happened to Legend!? I wondered after watching. The soundtrack is definitely wrong, the ending is wrong, and it is lacking some of the most intriguing pieces of dialogue and scenes! 
It had been so long that I wondered if it was only my memory that had confused it or had given me rose-tinted glasses. But the wrong soundtrack had me curious, and after some research I found that the film was indeed a cut version.

This was when I discovered that America and Europe had different versions, and that the general DVD release was of the American theatrical release only! But, contradictorily, this DVD release has the original Jerry Goldsmith score restored. A score no one had previously heard!
So you can imagine my disappointment... Finally seeing this nostalgic (and very excellent!) film again only for it to be a cut version with the wrong music! Even the Americans would be confused since the Tangerine Dream soundtrack is absent.

So following ten years of disappointment, Legend was reborn once again on Blu-ray. This time the Ultimate Edition contains two versions! The short American theatrical release and the "director's cut" aka the European theatrical release, both with the restored Jerry Goldsmith score.

Wait... what?

Indeed, neither versions on the Blu-ray have the 1985 release Tangerine Dream soundtrack!
So imagine many children of the 1980s, now grown up but unable to revisit the version of the film they grew up with!

Say what you will of 1980s music, but for those of us who grew up with the film, that music was integral to the story, characters and overall feel of the film. Didn't it make it very 80s? Of course it did, but it was an 80s fantasy film in every other respect. Tangerine Dream gave it even more definition, and by comparison the Goldsmith score is positively disinterested.

As a result, we of the United Kingdom can somewhat rest easy with the original extended cut returning to us in the Blu-ray Ultimate Edition, and the American's can see what they have been missing out on, but the total lack of regard for the Tangerine Dream soundtrack is quite disheartening for everyone!
As children we have no regard for some other soundtrack that never got released... and as adults we don't care for it either other than as a curiosity. We want the film we grew up with, we want the film that resides in our minds forever. Why give us something that isn't what we remember?

The film has aged surprisingly well and marks the end of a time when classic fantasy fairytale epics got this sort of treatment; do you honestly expect Ridley Scott to do this sort of thing again? Not likely.
But the question on my mind is: "Will the original version I saw... the extended edition with the 1980s Tangerine Dream soundtrack ever be released on a digital format?" 
I can but hope, but for now it is what it is, legend.

If you have not seen the film and I have piqued your interest with this post, I implore you to go find a copy. While my perfect edition no longer exists... I ask that you only see the longer version!